I was brought up in a family where any work was considered “real work.” Anyone who was out making a living for themselves was an admirable person. No matter what trade, or where, or when–my parents taught me to respect and appreciate those who could get up every morning and do their part to make […] More
There is something particularly guilty-pleasure-inducing about reading the insane demands of groom- and bridezillas for their wedding day. Whether it is the feeling of inherent schadenfreude that makes us feel superior, or the knowledge that we, personally, may be crazy but not that crazy, is almost irrelevant. All that matters is entertainment value. And the entertainment […] More
Every interaction that begins on the Internet and threatens to become a meeting IRL is one to be insanely wary of. Take, for example, online dating. Or even scarier: Online buying. (Like, from people. Not companies.) We’ve been blessed with many a tale in which a bewildered seller is confronted by an individual who feels […] More
Millennials are destroying this country. Just take it from any Baby Boomer you can find. We’re self-centered, lazy, entitled, and are destroying long-standing establishments like TGI Friday’s and Office Depot. The Greatest Generation truly was the greatest for a reason and as you can see, we’ve fallen so far since then. 1. Millennials Don’t Know […] More
As the loving creator of all humanity, it saddens me deeply to see my children stray so far from my good and perfect light. Nevertheless, I am a God who demands justice, and part of demanding justice means casting out people who have done terrible things. People like… 38. The person who ruined this perfectly […] More
If you’ve ever had that annoying neighbor who blasts his music at 2am, or who cannot seem to figure out how to have sex at a reasonable volume on a work night (super glad you’re having fun guys but SHUT THE F*CK UP I’m getting out of bed in four hours), then you understand what it feels […] More
We all know what it’s like to have plans with someone, show up on time, and have them call/text us that they’re “running late.” While it’s not ideal, it’s not uncommon for people to run into some unavoidable problems–like traffic. More
“Beloved, I urge you to abstain from fleshly lusts which wage war against the soul.” 1 Peter 2:11 Yea that’s right, you heard God. Don’t lust! Which, FYI, pretty much means don’t sext, so it should come as no surprise that the Lord himself occasionally looks down from above and smites people for indulging in the desires of […] More
Let’s be honest, there are a lot of really stupid people out there. More
