With everything moms are tasked with on a daily basis, it’s honestly amazing they put their shoes on the right feet every day. If you feel like you have the energy to do more, you might be thinking about what would actually make you feel good, besides sleep. Maybe a haircut? A new outfit? Looking […] More
When you’re growing up, wine seems like the alcoholic beverage of sophisticates. It’s the kind of drink you can only have at parties where it’s safe to have a glass out, which was not true of any party I went to in college or my early twenties. No long stem crystal goblets for us. No […] More
Dating is hard, because there’s so much confusion about what why it’s working or not. You think you’re getting along great, and then someone ghosts. You tell somebody you need space, and they blow up your phone with texts. Even if you’re both trying really hard, it sometimes feels like you’re never on the same […] More
It would be inhumane, illegal, and impossible to impose a curfew on one half of the world’s population, but as a thought exercise: what if all cis men had to be indoors after 9pm? If you’re one of those guys reading this, you might be gravely offended by the very suggestion. You might also think, […] More
The investigation into sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh have been really hard to watch. Dr. Christine Ford very bravely put herself out there to be questioned, gave her account clearly and consistently, and even backed it up with her scientific analysis of memory—because she is a DOCTOR. Meanwhile, Kavanaugh wept and […] More
Louis C.K. was accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of women against their will and in the workplace, after being dogged for years with rumors. He’d categorically denied them, until an exposé from the New York Times named him in the wake of the #MeToo movement. At that point, C.K. admitted he’d done […] More
Dad’s had a day, okay? He’s trying his best, but you kids are really stressing him out. Dad doesn’t know up from down, left from right, and he really just wants to sit down and put his feet up for five freaking seconds without you setting fire to the guest room bed, or something. Is […] More
On Monday afternoon, people all over the country walked out of work in support of Brett Kavanaugh accusers Christine Blasey Ford and Deborah Ramirez, who each say that Kavanaugh sexually assaulted them at different times in school. Kavanaugh had been nominated to serve on the Supreme Court, a lifetime appointment. In addition to his ultra-conservative politics […] More
Posting a screen shot of a conversation you have with your best friend on Instagram is fun, but most people will have no idea what you’re talking about. Inside jokes don’t go over well! I’m sorry, but it’s true. No one cares that you and your bestie call pizza ‘za.’ They scroll on by and […] More
Beware, folks who randomly text women they’re trying to hook up with. Unless you she offered her number to you with zero urging on your part, you may be about to text her “escape” number. This is the number women give to men to escape their attentions. Could be random, could be her handy fake […] More
Moms are the best. They’re so supportive of every little accomplishment their kids achieve, and when the big things happen, moms come in with the big rewards. Sometimes they’re so blinded by the achievements of their babies that they’re blinded to the rest of the world. At least, that’s my theory, because it’s the only […] More
On the Internet, there are a lot of stories about idiot scammers getting messed with by funny people who have a lot of time on their hands. Scammers are stupid and obvious, and they could never possibly take anybody with half a brain in. Um, no. A lot of scams are so good you don’t […] More
