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KFC Chicken Shortage Leads To Fowl Internet Jokes

What the clucking cluck? That's what people all over the U.K. are saying after a KFC chicken shortage forced the Colonel to close most of his 900 locations across the U.K. and Ireland. The chicken giant wasted no time blaming #KFCCrisis on their new delivery service, DHL that failed to deliver chicken to most of their locations on time. “It’s an

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Plane Forced To Land After Passenger Wouldn’t Stop Farting

A Dutch airlines flight, flying from Dubai to Amsterdam was turned into Dutch oven after a passenger wouldn't stop farting, forcing an unexpected landing in Vienna. An elderly overweight man has been blamed for causing quite the stink, refusing to end his devastating fart attack, even after repeated requests to stop from the pilot and passengers of Transavia airlines flight. Two Dutchmen sitting next to the gasman became enraged at this poin

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Google Robot Reply Texting To Relieve Stress Of Human Interaction

People who rarely return phone calls, take an average of 2-3 days to respond to texts, and friends who are always "super busy lately" can rejoice as initial tests for Google robot reply texting began this week. Google's Area 120 experimental lab is currently experimenting with a new system called Reply that empowers introverts with an AI-based respo

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Internet Roasts ABC News For Confusing Pyeongchang With P. F. Chang’s

America's hunger for the 2018 Winter Olympics reached new heights today as ABC 7 in Chicago confused Pyeongchang with P. F. Chang's China Bistro and the internet is having a field day with the graphics blunder. A spokeswoman for the local news affiliate, Jayme Nicholas apologized for the unfortunate mistake and told the Chicago Tribune the graph

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Taco Bell Nacho Fries Drove Twitter Absolutely Insane

Taco Bell Nacho Fries. Yes, those four magical words now exist simultaneously with a purpose thanks to Taco Bell and their latest fast-food science amalgamation. Unless you live in one of those weird yurt things without a television, then you've probably witnessed Taco Bell's recent commercial coup d'etat in America, starring Josh Duhamel. So the qu

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McDonald’s French Fries May Cure Baldness, Study Says

In what may be the most positive news story to come out of America since 2015, Researchers at Yokohama National University recently discovered that they could regrow hair in mice with a chemical used in "cooking" of McDonald's french fries. Using this magical chemical, Yokohama researchers mass-produced "hai

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