Khloé Kardashian loves the hell out of some Photoshop. All the Kardashian sisters do. They’ve been called out for their Photoshop fails so many times it’s a wonder they haven’t just hired someone to do it for them, already. Or maybe they have and they’re just awful at it, because their pictures are often filled with so much no.
Like Kourtney’s possible wrist nipple? No.
Or Khloé’s two thumbs on one hand? Also very no.
This week Khloé Instagrammed a shot of herself and wee baby daughter True (so cute!) sitting on a dragon floaty in a swimming pool which people are pointing out looks ridiculously altered. The picture, not the swimming pool. Well, actually, the swimming pool does look altered and that’s how people can tell the rest of the picture is, too.
At first glance, it’s just a sweet picture of a mom and her little girl hanging out in a pool, enjoying the sunshine. She looks maybe a little sexy considering there’s also a baby in the picture, but whatever, not judging. But take a minute to really look, and you’ll notice that Khloé’s proportions are slightly off. And you’ll notice that there’s a lot of blurriness in the picture overall.
Like, take a look at the pool line. It’s a straight line, but it somehow extends higher at the point under her arm. There’s also some waviness that makes no sense.
Also, there is some really wild stuff going on with her arm. Her shoulder comes to an abrupt point, almost like a coat hanger. And the inside of her elbow is all…not good.
How could this possibly look better than just leaving the picture alone? It doesn’t, but it’s probably thinner, which is what she was going for. Which is a bummer. It’s too bad that women still feel compelled to be so skinny that they’re basically a skeleton covered in felt. Except for super round boobs and butt, which don’t often naturally go with “skinny.”
She’s also SURPRISINGLY arched for a regular human body, just sitting. And the arch of her back isn’t a clear-cut line, it’s all sort of blurry.
People called her out for her flagrant abuse of Photoshop in the comments.
A lot of people pointed out the weirdness of arching her back like that in the picture.
But I think we can all agree that the real star of this photo is that awesome floaty.