We’ve all been there. You’ve just finished eating an entire large Domino’s pizza, cheese bread with ranch and a 12-piece spicy wings. You crawl to the nearest bathroom to exorcise the demons and the butt simply won’t cooperate.
Well, that’s kinda what happened to 20-year-old Charlotte Bryant had no idea she was pregnant. Charlotte visited three doctors in nine months and none of them told her she was pregnant.
“I’d had really bad backaches and I’d gone to the doctors. I’d been diagnosed with inflamed muscles and given painkillers and Diazepman.” I can imagine those meds were really good for the unborn child.
A doctor did prescribe Charlotte a box of power laxatives and rather than giving birth to a giant turd, Charlotte welcomed Joshua Bryant to the world who received an immediate toilet water baptism.
“I sat on the toilet and I felt something really odd between my legs. It was like a poo but it felt like it was coming from the wrong place. I felt the urge to push and then as I looked down and I saw a face looking at me.. It was absolutely surreal.”
Charlotte said, “I screamed for my brother and told him I’d had a baby. He told me to stop being stupid until he came downstairs and saw a baby in my arms.”
The good news for baby Joshua is that nobody can ever tell him that he’s not “the sh*t” for the rest of his life.