Single? Married? In a relationship that’s complicated, but not really because you don’t really like each other anymore? No matter what your current relationship status is, you can’t deny that these tweets about being single are pretty darn funny. Okay fine, you could totally deny that they’re not funny at all, and it’s okay for us to disagree on this particular subject. Come on, don’t give me that look. Why are you acting like this right now? You know what, I will go and hang out with my other internet friends because they at least have a sense of humor and don’t blame their squeaker farts on the dog. Baby, I’m so sorry. I was having a bad day on the internet. Virtual hug. I love you too.