Hug the person nearest to you from behind and watch the official second trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! In this one, some dude named Jyn Erso leads a group of unlikely heroes to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire’s ultimate poorly-constructed weapon of destruction. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story arrives in theaters December 16, 2016 and “Forcegasms” are 100% guaranteed.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson