Today you’ll see the world’s most terrifying musical protest, find out how to make your cat an internet celebrity and you’ll see the most inappropriate Halloween promotion of 2016. You’ll also see Freddy Krueger on a train, a pizza house, and a witch dog. Oh, and you’ll also see the scariest pumpkin carving ever.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.