For those blissfully unaware of the goings on and conclusion of the 23rd season of ABC’s “The Bachelor,” let me quickly recap: 26-year-old Bachelor and Noted Virgin Colton Underwood got dumped by one of his final three women before they were able to have “fantasy suite” time—meaning Underwood would NOT be hooking up with Cassie Randolph.
Underwood spun out of control and tore off into the night, jumped a sizable fence, and had to be rescued by producers and what sounded like an entire pack of search dogs.
He then said he was quitting the show—meaning he was dumping the two remaining women—and spent four hours of TV time trying to win back his “one true love,” Cassie Randolph.
Randolph, meanwhile, had told Underwood that while she loved him, she was by no means “in love with him.” He has decided to remain willfully ignorant of this fact, choosing instead to believe that Randolph can and will learn to fall in love with him, given enough time. Sounds like a healthy relationship.
Here are 25 of the funniest tweets about the maddening ‘The Bachelor’ finale:
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Me watching Hannah B talk to these men #thebachelorette #Thebachelorfinale pic.twitter.com/1ErpxaxmKP
— michelle ❣️ (@Michellefra11) March 13, 2019
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Cassie still dating Colton even though she told him she doesn’t love him #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/apZhYvCBbr
— illogical af (@illogicalaf) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor
Colton: I love you.Cassie: I’m just not sure, I’m sorry, I’m going home.
Colton: hey I broke up with Tayshia and Hannah
Cassie: LOL wait what?
Colton: yeah and I jumped a fence. I love you. Come to Spain.
Cassie: like, I’m so confu–
Colton: pic.twitter.com/Oc79QLNRPZ
— John Fountas (@IKFountas9) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale
Cassie: What a crazy week! It all started with –
Colton’s Mom: You bailing pic.twitter.com/j0BuNswUVN— Sarah Friess (@FriessSarah) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale #thebachelor
Colton: So what scares you about being in a relationship with me?
Cassie: Nothing specific, just being in a relationship in general.Me: pic.twitter.com/tE4xA6H9nE
— Laci Altman (@AltmanLaci) March 13, 2019
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People who have tried to talk Colton out of picking Cassie:
– ChrisHarrison
– His dad
– Cassie #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale— Amanda Orr (@amandakokesh) March 13, 2019
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Colton when his family asks him if he told Cassie that he loves her. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/Ml1W2DtYMH
— Laige Pindsey ???? (@iironicaa) March 13, 2019
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colton: i broke up with everyone else and jumped a fence all for you
cassie:#thebachelorfinale pic.twitter.com/rDIvshxqWj
— kenz (@kiwimic) March 13, 2019
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Cassie trying to force herself to be into Colton #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/bDpnbc0uon
— ???? (@drunksandraIee) March 13, 2019
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cassie and colton look so cute together!#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/z3rNVnXk6P
— Em (@emztho) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale
Chris Harrison: Will Cassie fall in love with Colton on their last date?Everyone: pic.twitter.com/aLLai2hvv8
— illogical af (@illogicalaf) March 13, 2019
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1 week from now:
“Hi, I’m Cassie and I just LOVE my fabfitfun box! It comes with some awesome detox teas. Use my code: NOTREADY4MARRIAGE to get 50% off your order!#thebachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/KVgxepILmo
— jess (@Jesssskelseyyyy) March 13, 2019
13.
Hannah B when she has to send someone home #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/moqm88P74d
— kenz (@kiwimic) March 13, 2019
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Colton: “Cassie has my heart and its up to her what she does with it”
Cassie:#TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/UalbBrVpDi— Queen Cyd????✊???? (@babycyd15) March 13, 2019
15.
Colton: “So what are your concerns about our relationship?”
Cassie: “Well idk just being in one…”
Bachelor Nation: WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SHOW THEN?! #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/gSXfZjT9ej— kat (@kat_nein) March 13, 2019
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Bachelor producers watching that “rose ceremony”: #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/PS6j6JA9D5
— Natty Marie (@nattyzmarie) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale
Colton: Cassie doesn’t love meInner Colton: Have her come to Spain to meet your fam pic.twitter.com/V3lHtqGRB3
— illogical af (@illogicalaf) March 13, 2019
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Hannah B the first 20 minutes of being #thebachelorette #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/lqrk2JMIBw
— Quarter Life Crisis (@SendLifeSupport) March 13, 2019
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Looking for Cassie and Colton’s chemistry. #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/ZNjDBCyNYe
— clcnyc77 (@clcnyc77) March 13, 2019
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Colton: Cassie and I are finally on the same page
Everyone: #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/P5UlGzhho3— Alex (@alexld3) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelorFinale
Chris Harrison: “Ladies and gentlemen, Air Supply!!!”
Everyone else: pic.twitter.com/KJ6rYmB86G— Johanna S (@CrocettiKid) March 13, 2019
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Colton after his fantasy suite with Cassie:#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/TDrxcydVJH
— Annie (@Annie_Wu_22) March 13, 2019
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Producers: We have 11 minutes of new footage.
ABC: We’ll block off two nights and four hours. #thebachelor #TheBachelorFinale
— SillsTweets (@SillsTweets) March 13, 2019
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This season finale is more empty than the ring box Colton posed with for the promo reel #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale pic.twitter.com/i2fi7YLCud
— Julie Johnson (@AuthorJulie) March 13, 2019
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#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
Put together a sentence battle between these two pic.twitter.com/92F9umFQTM
— Joanna. B (@JoJoBaer3736) March 13, 2019
h/t BuzzFeed