Masha Fante
Pets are way funnier than us humans give them credit for and if they could talk, there would probably be a ton of successful dog and cat stand-up comedians. If you’re currently sharing a residence with a free-swinging, freewheeling pet, make sure you get them one of these funny pet collar tags so you know they’ll always come home. You know, because they’ll respect you. Because you’re funny.
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