If you’re a dog reading this right now, good for you. You’ve taken your first step into a larger world. These are dog thoughts we thought you and your dog friends can totally relate to. You see, dog, this is the Internet, and these days it’s all about titling photo galleries in a catchy way that poses a question to the person or somehow makes the content relevant to an individual. Sorry, I forgot you’re a dog and you have no idea what I’m talking about. And if you do understand, seriously, congrats on being able to lick your own crotch. Seriously, you have no idea how awesome it is to be able to do that.