If you’re a dog reading this right now, good for you. You’ve taken your first step into a larger world. These are dog thoughts we thought you and your dog friends can totally relate to. You see, dog, this is the Internet, and these days it’s all about titling photo galleries in a catchy way that poses a question to the person or somehow makes the content relevant to an individual. Sorry, I forgot you’re a dog and you have no idea what I’m talking about. And if you do understand, seriously, congrats on being able to lick your own crotch. Seriously, you have no idea how awesome it is to be able to do that.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.