Jason Mustian
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yeah you have to put the mask on. you gotta equip it. can't just have it in your inventory
— phil (@PhilJamesson) May 25, 2020
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To me, if you’re a “tea instead of coffee” person, you carry this purse pic.twitter.com/G2rz3hkhnA
— gabbi (@GabbiBoyd) May 25, 2020
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19.
Gollum… Dobby… there was a time when buying a ticket to the movies meant you were about to see a truly disgusting little freak
— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) May 27, 2020
20.
6 week seminar on how to control your dreams once you get your master's degree you will be put in an induced coma for whatever time you choose to enter your controlled dream life contact Morgan if interested
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 26, 2020
21.
Computer: set password
Me: 2020
Computer: password is too long
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) May 29, 2020
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If you don’t have a panini press just heat up your corduroys and sit on your sandwich. Why do I have to solve all the hard problems
— Boog (@bewgtweets) May 27, 2020
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https://twitter.com/a_busy_woman/status/1265141598956015617?s=20
24.
https://twitter.com/keatsfanclub/status/1259875135449751552?s=20
25.
I never understood all the fuss around interfaith marriage. Then I watched my non-Jewish husband cut a bagel like this, and honestly, I get it now. pic.twitter.com/6W1rNw7S8R
— ShiraGold (@shirajgold) May 26, 2020
26.
the grocery store is coming out with some new groceries this year
— slick (@dlicj) May 25, 2020
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https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1264986483280265217
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https://twitter.com/samaracello/status/1264211335425990657
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haven’t been tweeting because i finished being mentally ill. good luck to the rest of you
— saint cignatius (@saintcignatius) May 11, 2020
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