Sometimes Kids Say Unintentionally Creepy Things And Freak Parents Out (20 Tweets)

Reminds me of the time I heard my son call for me from downstairs. Walked out my bedroom door to my son standing right in front of it, eyes wide as saucers, and he said “…don’t, Dad…I heard it too…”

— Flow J. Pimpson (@flexxed_luthor) September 12, 2022

Fr. When my lil bro was a toddler he used to talk about a “military man” that started on the roof of the house across the street & moved closer over time. One night, he said the man was in his room & he never slept in there again, no matter what we did.

— 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Looking 4 the purple 🍌 (@codswallop420) September 11, 2022

Looks like we're sharing ghost stories up in here now. When we were little, every Christmas my sister would sit at the backdoor of our house and talk to someone for an hour. When my mom asked who she was talking to she gave a perf desc of my mom's Grandma she'd never seen.😬

— Soren of Asgard 🪓 (@SorenOfAsgard) September 12, 2022

Reminds me of when I worked retail and a little boy looked me dead in the eye and told me "Your son is crying." I told him I didn't have kids and he nodded sadly and said, "He's crying because you forgot him."

— whimsofaseelie (@whimsofaseelie) September 11, 2022

Reminds me of when I was tucking my 3 year old into bed and when I drew the curtains she started screaming. I asked her why and she said "He doesnt like that mummy, he likes to see us". So anyway I said a prayer real quick and pole vaulted my way out of her room

— 👽👽 (@cracktestdummy) September 11, 2022

My daughter used to complain about the little boy in her room at night who would stare at her and ask “where’s washers” ( apparently this is old dialect for money where we live!) I dismissed it as imagination…. until I saw him myself 😳😳😳😳

— A C (@marleymate) September 11, 2022

My daughter, aged about 3, sat bolt upright in bed after I'd tucked her in & turned out the lights & said (almost confidentially) "Dark forces are coming, mummy."

I nearly shat myself. 3 days later on Cbeebies I hear an advert for Ben 10. "Be prepared! Dark forces are coming!"😆

— Catherine Love 💙 (@OriginalLovecat) September 12, 2022

My son aged 3 used to talk to a boy called Toby who’d sit on the beams of our 400 year old converted Barn house. Decades later I found out someone in our Surrey village called Toby had died in WW1 so perhaps he used to play in the Barn.

— Bonita Holland (Bonny) (@snowdropbooks) September 11, 2022

My 3y/o niece used to talk about a man that lived in her built in wardrobe/cupboard. It was fine when she said he was called “Bruce” and that he was a “tall old man”. Until my sister asked “how tall?” and she returned with “He is 6 foot 5 and he’s going to take your eyes”. Nope.

— 𝚋𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚒 🧸 (@ripbambi) September 11, 2022

There’s more: He said he saw ‘Kate’ squirt “jewwy (jelly) on my bewwy (belly). It was coooold.’ He says this then shivers like he’s freezing. Kate was the ultrasound tech’s name. And yes, when I saw him waving on the screen I waved back. 😳😬😁

— Lauren Howl ☮️🇺🇸🌊🌻🇺🇦 (@LaurenHowl) September 12, 2022