Emily Burns
Sex is pretty great, no secret there. However, there are some things that come pretty close—if not exceed—how good sex feels. Slipping your bra off through your shirt sleeve at the end of the day, for example, or perhaps just having the bed all to yourself without someone waking you up. These are just a few of the many things that women can agree feel better than getting down and dirty.
1. Freedom from booby prison.
Taking off my bra after work is better than sex don’t fight me on this
— paigers ???? (@iampaige394) April 15, 2019
2. A literary climax.
https://twitter.com/hugvvarts/status/932683324362862592
3. An excellent writing utensil.
https://twitter.com/wtvrmariah/status/1050239763834232833
4. Coffee, always coffee.
https://twitter.com/msmnalf/status/1117186255563960320
5. Your own personal workout facility.
https://twitter.com/deniselrojas/status/1116962662821154818
6. Perfect timing.
https://twitter.com/4F5H4N/status/1117885941090148352
7. Returning to a lucid dream.
https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1117217410740903936
8. Solo slumber.
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching you. That shit is pure gold
— victoria (@victoriasnooks) November 19, 2017
9. When your organs are where they belong.
sex is cool but have you ever unzipped your extremely high waisted pants and felt all your internal organs fall back in to where they belong lol
— radioactive christ (@NECROMANClNG) September 28, 2018
10. All that crab meat.
yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat
— mrs. mamas (@auntiemo6) December 13, 2017
11. Just being right.
sure sex is great but have you ever had a man say you're wrong about something and you're like 🤷🏼♀️ "ok," even tho you know you're right and they google it and then say "you're right," and you say, "i know."
— kt (@katiecalmdown) December 13, 2017
12. Finally turning in a school assignment.
https://twitter.com/malaynap/status/940956708058300416
13. Unexpected cash.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?
— . (@kaedollaz) December 8, 2017
14. Sleeping off the tears.
Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry
— Shauna 🖤 (@shaunabing) December 10, 2017
15. Sarcastic people.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm
— leo (@_leovenus) December 7, 2017
16. That snow sound.
https://twitter.com/haikatte/status/937447553766973440
17. Old fashioned pen and paper.
https://twitter.com/icedcoffeehoe/status/1116910131550113797
18. Deactivating social media.
https://twitter.com/crazybabymama18/status/1114892008080990209
19. Saturday morning freedom.
https://twitter.com/YourMomsucksTho/status/1117057963192197121
20. Becoming a human burrito.
Sex is great but have you ever taken your comforter out of the dryer and wrapped yourself up like a burrito?
— Boob Ross (@Lex_ehh) April 6, 2019
21. SVU all day long.
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever found a Law and Order SVU marathon with episodes you’ve never seen before?
— Lisa Phillips 💉 💉 💉 💉 💉 💉 (@lisaphillips) April 4, 2019
h/t Twitter
