Sex is pretty great, no secret there. However, there are some things that come pretty close—if not exceed—how good sex feels. Slipping your bra off through your shirt sleeve at the end of the day, for example, or perhaps just having the bed all to yourself without someone waking you up. These are just a few of the many things that women can agree feel better than getting down and dirty.
1. Freedom from booby prison.
Taking off my bra after work is better than sex don’t fight me on this
— paigers ???? (@iampaige394) April 15, 2019
2. A literary climax.
sex is cool and all but have u ever tried reading an angsty romance and getting to the part where they finally kiss after like 30 chapters
— ellie (@hugvvarts) November 20, 2017
3. An excellent writing utensil.
sex is cool and all but have you ever had a really good pen?
— usagi tsukino (@wtvrmariah) October 11, 2018
4. Coffee, always coffee.
Coffee is better than sex
— ميثا ? (@msmnalf) April 13, 2019
5. Your own personal workout facility.
yeah sex is cool but have y’all walked into an empty ass gym
— ? (@deniselrojas) April 13, 2019
6. Perfect timing.
Yea sex is cool but have you ever reached the bottom of the Metro stairs at the exact time your train arrives?
— ♡amizzzy (@4F5H4N) April 15, 2019
7. Returning to a lucid dream.
sex is cool but have u ever woke up from a dream went back to sleep & the dream picked up where it left off?
— diana (@DlANADEE) April 14, 2019
8. Solo slumber.
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching you. That shit is pure gold
— victoria (@victoriasnooks) November 19, 2017
9. When your organs are where they belong.
sex is cool but have you ever unzipped your extremely high waisted pants and felt all your internal organs fall back in to where they belong lol
— ouija cream (@NECROMANClNG) September 28, 2018
10. All that crab meat.
yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat
— khaleesiana (@cleopatrasoul6) December 13, 2017
11. Just being right.
sure sex is great but have you ever had a man say you're wrong about something and you're like ??♀️ "ok," even tho you know you're right and they google it and then say "you're right," and you say, "i know."
— ktkins (@voldemortsbicep) December 13, 2017
12. Finally turning in a school assignment.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit the submit button on Turn it In after working on a paper for 12 hours?
— hentai honey (@malaynap) December 13, 2017
13. Unexpected cash.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?
— KAE (@kaedollaz) December 8, 2017
14. Sleeping off the tears.
Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry
— Shauna ? (@shaunabellew) December 10, 2017
15. Sarcastic people.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm
— leo (@_leovenus) December 7, 2017
16. That snow sound.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow
— haikatte (@haikatte) December 3, 2017
17. Old fashioned pen and paper.
sex is great but have you ever received handwritten letters? i swear those were the bomb
— ????? ??? (@icedcoffeehoe) April 13, 2019
18. Deactivating social media.
Sex is great and all but have you ever deleted your Facebook?
— Crazy Baby Mama (@crazybabymama18) April 7, 2019
19. Saturday morning freedom.
Sure sex is great but have you ever gotten the text that your kid's Saturday sports are canceled because of rain
— ??Elisabeth?? (@YourMomsucksTho) April 13, 2019
20. Becoming a human burrito.
Sex is great but have you ever taken your comforter out of the dryer and wrapped yourself up like a burrito?
— Hozier please fuck me (@lexisnotaboy) April 6, 2019
21. SVU all day long.
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever found a Law and Order SVU marathon with episodes you’ve never seen before?
— Lisa Phillips (@lisaphillips) April 4, 2019
h/t Twitter