Some people dream of the day they will move in with their significant other. Others curse the day they ever decided to do so. Either way, living with your significant other is a wonderful, hellish, beautiful situation that can go from happy to miserable in under 6 minutes.
Don’t believe me? You try coming home from a night out, looking forward to eating the leftover buffalo wings you left in the fridge only to find your boyfriend on the couch devouring them. Or, try going to the bathroom in the middle of the night only to fall ass-first into the toilet because your boyfriend didn’t put the seat down. Or, try walking in your puppy’s fresh pile of sh*t because your boyfriend was too lazy to get up and clean up the poop.
Yeah, that kind of beautiful hell.
26.
I moved in with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say we're rushing in but we're both so in love with saving $900/mo.
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) July 4, 2017
25.
Being married means every day is an episode of Amazing Race Couples Edition – only it's just me trying to find stuff my husband misplaced while he is behind me yelling "you threw it away didn't you?"
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) November 15, 2017
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Before you marry someone, sit next to them on the couch and try to watch your favorite show while they eat a bowl of cereal.
If you still want to marry that slurping animal, congratulations- you have found your person.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2018
23.
i married for love
but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018
22.
Long-term relationships are basically sending messages like this from the grocery store back and forth forever. pic.twitter.com/2vUs6z9p3u
— Cait Mac ??? (@Cmac8) December 22, 2016
21.
Writing a love poem called "Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, but Not Like That."
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) January 15, 2017
20.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. ? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya?? (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
19.
The best thing you can do for your marriage is sleep with separate comforters.
— not the WORST mom ??♀️ (@nottheworstmom) March 9, 2018
18.
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one pic.twitter.com/f3SLMR3yhL
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 14, 2017
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Sometimes marriage is about love & compromise other times it's about letting the garbage get so full & seeing who will cave first.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 11, 2015