Everyone knows that working out sucks.
Even gym rats can admit that going to the gym is tedious, annoying, and an all-around b**ch. I have to wake up two hours earlier just to get some exercise in and–if I don’t eat “healthy”–I might as well skip the gym altogether. Everyone knows the struggle.
I’m going to start exercising again. For the health benefits, sure, but also for the smugness.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 13, 2013
[at the gym]
Me: what does this machine do?
“Sir, that’s a bench.”
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) May 9, 2016
Just added ‘Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car’ as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit.
— Jo ? (@Just__J0) May 19, 2016
I joined a gym and my credit card company sent me a fraud alert
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) March 21, 2016
If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do?
You go home because it’s your favorite one being used
Math is easy
— ?EnvyDaTropic™? (@envydatropic) October 25, 2015
*walks into starbucks instead of using drive-thru* no one can match my dedication to exercise
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 19, 2017
I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don’t.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 2, 2015
I never *want* to exercise but as soon as I start it’s like “Ok, I still don’t really wanna do this,” but then when I’m done it’s like “Ok.”
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2015
My sole source of exercise is getting into jeans after they’ve been through the dryer.
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 22, 2014
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
finally tried the whole “jogging” thing. there are people who do this every day?? for longer than ten minutes???
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 6, 2013