30+ Tweets About Working Out That Are Too Painfully Real
Everyone knows that working out sucks.
Even gym rats can admit that going to the gym is tedious, annoying, and an all-around b**ch. I have to wake up two hours earlier just to get some exercise in and–if I don’t eat “healthy”–I might as well skip the gym altogether. Everyone knows the struggle.
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I’m going to start exercising again. For the health benefits, sure, but also for the smugness.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 13, 2013
36.
[at the gym]
Me: what does this machine do?
“Sir, that’s a bench.”
Me: perfect.
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) May 9, 2016
35.
Just added ‘Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car’ as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit.
— Jo ? (@Just__J0) May 19, 2016
34.
I joined a gym and my credit card company sent me a fraud alert
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) March 21, 2016
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If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do?
You go home because it’s your favorite one being used
Math is easy
— ?EnvyDaTropic™? (@envydatropic) October 25, 2015
32.
*walks into starbucks instead of using drive-thru* no one can match my dedication to exercise
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 19, 2017
31.
I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don’t.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 2, 2015
30.
I never *want* to exercise but as soon as I start it’s like “Ok, I still don’t really wanna do this,” but then when I’m done it’s like “Ok.”
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2015
29.
My sole source of exercise is getting into jeans after they’ve been through the dryer.
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 22, 2014
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Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
27.
finally tried the whole “jogging” thing. there are people who do this every day?? for longer than ten minutes???
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 6, 2013
