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The 20 Funniest “Lazy People” Products Ever Invented

As average Americans continue to get fatter and lazier, technology continues to create products that assist us in our quest to become completely and utterly useless human beings. Some people find this frightening but I’m not worried. Everything will work itself out once La-Z-Boy creates a recliner that turns our farts into a renewable energy source that replaces home electricity forever. 
The Automatic Spaghetti Twirling Fork
spaghetti twirler


The Beer Pouring Robot
robot beer pourer


The Automatic Tea Bagging Penguin
automatic tea bagger


The Motorized Ice Cream Cone
motorized ice cream cone


The Automatic Pancake Maker
automatic pancake maker


The Sock Buddy
lazy sock


The Self-Stirring Mug
automatic drink stirrer


The Automatic Banana Peeler
automatic banana peeler


The Automatic Book Reading Chair (Warning: Does Not Read Book For You)
automatic book reading chair


The Remote Controlled Tissue Box
remote controlled tissue


Motorized Spin The Bottle
lazy spin the bottle


The Ab Enhancer
ab enhancer


The Automatic Tea-Pourer
automatic tea pourer


The Mother F*cking Clapper!
clapper


The Automatic Bed Maker
automatic bed maker


The Lazy Bastard Reading Glasses
lazy bastard glasses


Auto-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs
hard boiled eggs peeled


Battery-Powered Scissors
whizzers


The One And Only… Roomba
roomba


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