Emily Burns
No matter how crazy your day has been, there’s one thing you can always count on: Target. Target is there for you when nothing else makes sense. Target doesn’t ask questions, it simply exists to spark joy and drain your bank account.
If you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Target like us, each and every one of these tweets will speak to your soul as you cruise through the dollar section.
1.
an emotional haiku:
needed some tweezers
spent ninety bucks at target
guess what i forgot— ean (@Ean_withanE) September 8, 2017
2.
My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
3.
I never know what's going to happen when I go into Target. Will I be there for 5 minutes?? 5 hours?? Will I spend $5?? $500??? Who knows
— CAIT (@caitlynmlozano) June 23, 2016
4.
during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target”
— shy ronnie (@mikeyhency) October 24, 2017
5.
I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it
— ? Lilly ✨ (@drakamae) October 13, 2017
6.
I walked into #Target with a list of 5 items and walked out with only those 5 items. The manger stopped me and said he had never seen that happen before
— Hawkeye (@HawkeyeOnAir) January 27, 2018
7.
No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.
— haley (@haley_copeland) January 31, 2018
8.
If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get…I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of this world. A true King or Queen. Incredible. Talented. Committed. You deserve the world.
— La'i Lupeamanu (@Lai_luuu) January 27, 2018
9.
bored? go to target. hungry? go to target. depressed? go to target. stressed? go to target.
— teresa (@IoIteresa) October 23, 2017
10.
I don't go to Target because I really need something… I go to Target, so Target can show me what I really need.
— KennyK (@KennediKautzman) October 24, 2017
11.
Time for my weekly round of depression-buying shit I don't need at Target & crying the whole way home
— Mother Faulkner (@Mother_Faulkner) October 15, 2017
12.
4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom
— mac sitz (@mryanjones) October 19, 2017
13.
me at target on saturday night buying myself a bottle of wine and a $5 movie. self care saturdays i guess
— Carmen Trope (@thickomode) October 15, 2017
14.
*looks at random item from dollar section at target*
I dontttt know why but I feel like I need this pic.twitter.com/DnD5PW90d1— audi✨ (@audiseaa) October 24, 2017
15.
in this house we are not friends with people who don't like going to target
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 20, 2017
16.
I like to live dangerously… like going to target without a plan
— kassi ???? (@kassipants) October 23, 2017
17.
Me at Target the day after payday pic.twitter.com/3GOnHKRcwF
— Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) April 9, 2016
18.
Me at @target : I just need toothpaste, that's it.
Also me at @target : pic.twitter.com/dp98ClPGex— Anna Todd (@annatodd) April 4, 2016
19.
MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS pic.twitter.com/Cdt2s2aI3p
— Jesse ? (@virgoprincxss) January 3, 2018
20.
What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nailpolish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal & is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy!
— Sweatpants Cher ? (@House_Feminist) February 8, 2011
21.
ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse-
TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her-
ME: shhh. I live here now
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 20, 2016
22.
drunk shopping at target should be an extreme sport
— Areola Grande (@DashRomero) January 31, 2018
23.
There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!!
— Abbey (@AbbeyWickersham) October 14, 2017
24.
I’m a stay at Target mom
— Lauren (@savedbygrays) August 30, 2018
25.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
26.
I'm gonna go shop at target cuz I'm sad. Target therapy is a thing
— Lauryn Schmitt (@lauryn_schmitty) October 26, 2017
27.
no one:
me at target: yeah okay fuck it i’ll spend 90 bucks— alexis ? (@alleeexiss) April 17, 2019
28.
I’m convinced it’s impossible to go to Target and not come out with something you didn’t plan on buying ?
— John Paiz (@BulldogUTSA) January 13, 2018
29.
target cashier: did you find everything okay?
*me unloading a full cart*
first of all, i came here for dish soap & i didn't even get it— Amanda Luna (@amanduhluna) October 22, 2017
30.
I need a hobby on my days off so I stop buying stupid shit at Target
— Rachel Brydge (@rachelbrydge) October 24, 2017
31.
When after you get done at Target.. you have to decide which bill isn’t getting paid. pic.twitter.com/W0x28yVCLt
— Sarina ♣️? (@sarinamay93) October 14, 2017
32.
Saw a little girl at Target with her hair all messed up, crying and screaming “don’t look at me.”
I could totally relate.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) October 23, 2017
33.
If you ever find a significant other that goes to Target with you, whenever you want, never let that person go. They're a treasure.
— Kody (@ItsKodyBreh) October 25, 2017
34.
I’m happiest when I’m with my man and when I’m at target
— M. (@murieen) October 14, 2017
35.
Time heals all but so does a bottle of wine and shopping spree at Target.
— PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) July 10, 2016
h/t: BuzzFeed, Twitter
