Chris Wahl
Kids are like tiny comedians who have no idea they’re performing stand-up 24/7. Honestly, there’s nothing quite like the baffling logic of a child to make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. I mean, how can someone simultaneously be so innocent and so incredibly clueless?
Those moments of pure, unfiltered kid logic are what make parenting such an unpredictable adventure. One second you’re explaining why shoes don’t go in the fridge, and the next, you’re pulling a crayon out of your dryer. It’s a wild ride that leaves you with stories you’ll be laughing about for years. And honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way.
1. “Kid drew all over my mom’s Ralph Lauren purse.”
2. “Glad this didn’t exist when I was a kid.”
3. “A true hide and seek legend.”
4. “Found this in the freezer.”
5. “At least he tried to do something good.”
6. “Definitely no more hamsters.”
7. “My youngest, 6, sure is an artist.”
8. “My brother, everybody.”
9. “Dad talking gives way to instant carsickness.”
10. “Kids are way too gullible.”
11. “My 2 preschoolers just did this to an entire bag of zip ties.”
12. “A better version of hide and seek.”
13. “Fun for the whole family.”
14. “Nincompoop”
15. “I was going to donate some of my kid’s old books.”
16. “Those seagulls, man.”
17. “Yeah, that’s me.”
18. “I just bought these yesterday. A bite out of each top.”
19. “My young nieces hate tomatoes, but can’t stop eating these dark cherry tomatoes.”
20. “Hopefully they find it soon.”
21. “When your parents want you to take a picture of them, but you’re committed to the bread.”
22. “When your kid can’t have their iPad.”
23. “The most foolish thing I did as a kid.”
24. “The most likely then, huh.”
