The spookiest day of the year is now upon us, which means a whole slate of hilarious tweets to ring in this unholiest of days. Before you set our your weeks-old pumpkins and bowls of candy, enjoy 25 laugh-out-loud worthy jokes.
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highly recommend this google search: harrison ford halloween pic.twitter.com/9oOEsfeGpY
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) May 19, 2016
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Me, sober: “Yeah, I’m not all that excited for #Halloween.”
Me, drunk: pic.twitter.com/2Zjo6JnHhW
— Lights, Camera, Pod (@LightsCameraPod) October 18, 2018
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me on halloween vs me the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/NoFCicOnTD
— Fall ?? (@holidayfeels) September 11, 2016
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Halloween is canceled pic.twitter.com/bu65MUQDwp
— Dwight (@keepdwightgirl) October 29, 2018