Hilarious 2018 New Years Resolution Tweets

Happy New Year 2018! Sooo… how are those New Years resolutions going? Did you go to the gym this morning? What did you eat for breakfast, lunch, and what do you plan on eating for dinner? Quit smoking yet? You’re currently sneaking shots of whiskey in the bathroom at your office right now, aren’t you? Don’t worry, we’re not judging, we’re proud of you. Breaking a New Years Resolution is arguably more important than actually making one. Finish eating the burrito hidden in your desk and just enjoy 2018 like the people who already tweeted about their failed 2018 resolutions. You can worry about getting your life together in 2019, you silly gooses!