If you’re ever at a Disney park, and you hear a custodian or manager radio for a “Code V” cleanup, it means someone has vomited. A “Code U” means someone has urinated. And a “HEPA cleanup” means someone just dumped a dead person’s cremains somewhere in the park. Again. Though the notion that folks have […] More
When it comes to getting tattoos, most women are conflicted with exactly where they want to place their art. While I’m a huge fan of tattoos that people can see – because, it’s my canvas and my art – there are some women who like the idea of having tattoos that are placed so they […] More
Mattea Goff, wife to Kris, and mother of five-year-old Seleste and five-month-old Aurora, was recently asked by her husband why she was so cranky and tired in the mornings. The breastfeeding mom decided to explain what her nights are like, every night, it the plainest of terms: stick figure drawings. Her informative artwork resonated with […] More
This legendary thread of hysterical knock-off Halloween Costumes Is Restoring Our Faith In Twitter On Monday afternoon, Entertainment Weekly correspondent Dana Schwartz tweeted out her personal favorite knock-off costume (“Notionless,” in lieu of “Clueless”), and asked the Twitter community to do the same. As always, Twitter was happy to oblige. 31. This “Cyber Man Or Padre” costume: […] More
The hip-hop community has been using the term “bread” to mean “money” since time immemorial (who could forget Biggie’s infamous track “Gimme the Loot?”), but only this month did the Twitter community transform the phrase “let’s get this money” into a meme. Certainly you’ve seen it around. If not, HOO-BOY are you in for a […] More
Father-of-three Aaron Gouveia is going viral for his recent Twitter thread concerning his middle son, five-year-old Sam. Gouveia, who works in PR but runs a high-traffic parenting blog called ‘Daddy Files,’ expressed his sorrow and anger with a situation at Sam’s school that left his son crying, a situation formed completely as a result of “toxic […] More
A couple of days ago, podcaster and writer merritt k posed a very interesting question to Twitter. The question, which was rooted in an experience most everyone has had, was interesting not only for the breadth and variety of the responses, but of their quality. “What is the most mortifying filmgoing experience you ever had […] More
It’s a universal truth that no one likes being rejected. No matter who you’re rejected by or when you’re rejected, being turned down sometimes hurts. More
Every time me and my friends sit down to carve Halloween pumpkins, our gourds turn out kinda gnarly and unrecognizable if we attempt anything besides your average jack-o’-lantern (granted, we are never not drinking copious amounts of wine during.) Other people actually put a lot of time and effort into their creations. These are the […] More
October 1st was memorialized by Twitter Moments as the starting day to file for FAFSA for the upcoming school year, though current, prior, or prospective college students (and their parents!) are all too familiar with it. FAFSA, or the Free Application for Federal Student Aid, determine students’ eligibility for financial aid. Besides being a total […] More
We all want to be loved, right? It’s such a great feeling. But when somebody we don’t like that much REALLY wants to love on us, well, things get awkward fast. And creepy. And mildly dangerous. And let’s get to it… 12. Kissing cousins, is it? My cousin once had a crush on me.. She […] More
Before kicking off this post, let me just say, everything in moderation, friends. There are zero health benefits to drinking heavily and often. In fact, there are dozens of ways it could ruin your life and your health and all of your relationships! But that is a story for a different day. For the purposes […] More
