Computers are taking every job these days. Now, you can add “inspirational meme writer” to the list. Sadly, I’ll be out of a job in mere days if the artificial intelligence used to generate these quotes gets even slightly better. For now, the only hope I have is that I collected the funniest quotes for you to enjoy, and skipped over the unsavory ones a computer wouldn’t know are offensive.
According to the InspiroBot website, the program is “an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.”
The results of this computer experiment are inspiring.
Here are the funniest inspirational quotes an AI generator could come up with:
1. Don’t forget that this is always true.
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2. Beautifully put.
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3. Can’t argue with this one.
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4. It just might…
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5. Even a computer can tell you this.
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6. On it.
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7. Also, on it.
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8. But you just told me to stop reproducing. Make up your mind!
Dan is a stand-up and author and has been featured on Sirius XM, the RISK! podcast, in the Boston Comedy Festival, the Cleveland Comedy Festival, Out of Bounds Comedy Festival, Cape Fear Comedy Festival, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival.
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