If these incredibly inspirationalpictures and quotes don’t motivate you to get out of bed, make an entire box of spaghetti and eat the whole thing in the next hour, then it didn’t do its job. It’s like Cookie Monster once said, “Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.