We’re all still reeling from last night’s Game of Thrones season premiere and coming to terms that the show really is ending this year. Fortunately, do deal with your ice-cold depression, we’ve rounded up some of the best jokes from the premiere episode.
*** OBVIOUSLY, SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8, EPISODE 1 ARE BELOW ***
1. That awkward moment when Sam told Daenerys his last name
2. That scene when Jon learned a major truth bomb
3. That look on Jon’s face
4. That tense meeting with Sansa
5. That moment when the Mother of Dragons got frisky in front of her kids
6. That time in the library when Daenerys refused to apologize to Sam for crisping half his family
7. That energy the Stark kids are giving us this season
8. Those last few seconds of the episode
9. That look Bran gave Jaime
10. That heart-breaking realization that Jon has a new animal best friend
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11. That scene where Daenerys got threatening with Sansa
12. That growth in Sansa’s character
13. Those scenes where Bran is just staring at everyone
People walking around Winterfell:
Bran: pic.twitter.com/kCIEsili5u
— sam (@samclarissee) April 15, 2019
14. Those bombs Sansa drops on this particular deck
sansa always drags the fuck out of everyone on these decks pic.twitter.com/Xupzpi5owM
— ??? | got spoilers (@ofwintcrfcll) April 15, 2019
15. That smug look on Bran’s face
16. The moment when Jaime sees Bran
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17. That hot fire that Season 8 Sansa is spitting
18. Those stares that Bran is giving to everyone in the world
bran observing any and all mess in the seven kingdoms pic.twitter.com/M3sg4Vwu1S
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) April 15, 2019
19. That meeting with all the stubborn northern lords
20. That time Sam was pretty okay learning his dad was gone, but then…
Samwell – “well at least I got my brother still”
Dany – pic.twitter.com/BPcF552mTR
— Aegon Taygaryen (@Taylor_Made20) April 15, 2019
21. That throne room scene where Cersei showed her new obsession
cersei: pic.twitter.com/xDPobo5HPa
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 15, 2019
22. That ‘oof’ feeling knowing the production team had to trim this season’s budget
Cersei in season 7: "the Golden Company will be here soon. They have elephants."
The production managers of season 8: pic.twitter.com/VNaFPIkUeo
— Edward Stockwell (@EdwardStockwell) April 15, 2019
23. That flight sequence that seemed a little familiar
I mean…we were all thinking it. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/myMGEo8AUd
— Brian Powell (@briandpowell) April 15, 2019
h/t: Buzzfeed