Well, single people, I’ve got bad news for you. You just made it through Valentine’s Day, and now we’re going to spring this disheartening calculation on you. It’s okay though. Being single is not the worst thing that can happen to a person. And all this math really means nothing—maybe there are no such things […] More
Happy Friday, and welcome to the first of our “People We Regret To Inform You Were Cancelled This Week” series. It’s exactly what it sounds like, though there is a disclaimer: These wrongdoers by no means exist on the same spectrum of moral corruption. Some are worse than others. Some are individuals and some are […] More
Valentine’s Day is considered a romantic holiday, but according to one relationship expert, sending a card to someone you’re not dating is actually pretty creepy. Sex and dating expert Annabelle Knight claims that only people who are already couples should give each other cards and gifts. In an interview on Good Morning Britain, Knight said, “Valentine’s […] More
A petty king and jilted lover threw a party to let everyone in attendance know that his girlfriend had been having an affair with his best friend of 20 years. The unnamed man invited a large group of friends and family to his bash in Venezuela so that he could take revenge on girlfriend of […] More
Esquire magazine found itself the target of some social media backlash today after releasing a March issue featuring a cover store about just a regular ol’ (Trump-supporting) white American boy. More
Few things are taken to as great extremes as nail art and gender reveals/pregnancy announcements—though only recently did women start combining the two. That’s right. I’m talking ultrasound nails. Though it sounds a bit over over-the-top, the effect—achieved by transferring laser-printed decals onto a nail that has been painted white—actually looks pretty sweet, and is […] More
On Sunday night, Twitter user @kyry5 interrupted our 2019 Grammy Awards feed to pose a very important question. “What’s a strange food habit you didn’t realize was bizarre until way later than you should have,” he asked, before offering his own: “My dad raised me to butter my Pop-Tarts and I had no idea that […] More
On Friday, February 8, there was a hole torn through the social media space time continuum by Twitter account @wwwdotyoutube. The caption—an unassuming “found a new guy”—could in no way have prepared any of us for the screenshots attached to the post. The images are screenshots of posts by the dude running the Instagram account @hardrocknick, […] More
The internet has finally found its most iconic duo: model/cookbook author/Trump-hating Twitter queen Chrissy Teigen and other Trump-hating Twitter queen (and the woman with which Fox News is obsessed) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.). On Friday, Teigen retweeted a viral clip of Rep. Ocasio-Cortez deftly illustrating the corruption in the American political system. Oh my god. This […] More
A newlywed whose husband insisted on marriage before sex wants to know if she’s the a**hole for feeling deceived after finally discovering he has a “micropenis” on their honeymoon. Written by a 27-year-old using a throwaway account and shared to Reddit’s “Am I the A**hole?” sub, the post begins by detailing the couple’s whirlwind romance. […] More
Jeff Bezos penned an explosive Medium post on Thursday accusing the National Enquirer’s parent company, AMI, of extortion. According to the Amazon CEO, the National Enquirer—via the attorney of an investigator Bezos hired—wrote to him in no uncertain terms that it would publish compromising photos (dick pics) unless he stopped investigating how they obtained texts […] More
Ladies, rejoice! No more having to hint about it being ~that time of the month~ using the red circle emoji. We’re getting out very own period emoji. You read that right! Unicode Consortium, the California-based organization that manages emoji distribution, announced that a new set of emojis—including the blood drop emoji—will hit keyboards in spring […] More
