University of Minnesota student Lizzy Fenton decided to take a business approach to college dating by sending her crush, Carter Blochwitz with an eloquent “Why You Should Date Me” PowerPoint presentation about why he should date her complete with graphs and charts. While it should’ve been the internet’s greatest modern love story, unfortunately, the adorable and incredibly witty Ms. Fenton was quickly turned down by her crush via Twitter. This immediately caused Lizzy’s “PowerPoint of Love” Tweets to go viral with dudes all over the internet being all like, “Bro are you crazy?”
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.