Woman Gets Called Out For Illegally Hacking Work Database So She Can Slide In Co-Worker’s Husband’s DMs

“Do you have a crush on my husband?”

Just when you thought your 9-to-5 was all spreadsheets and water cooler gossip, along comes a saga that makes you go, “Wait, is this real life or a rom-com gone rogue?”

So here’s the scoop: There’s this woman at work, right? And no, she’s not diving into the database for a client’s contact or some market research. Nope. She’s on a mission for, let’s say, a more… personal conquest. She’s got her digital love goggles on, and who’s at the center of her heart’s target? Her colleague’s hubby that she just met the day before. Talk about a plot twist!

I mean, we’ve all been taught to ‘shoot your shot,’ but maybe not quite like this. It’s one thing to slide into DMs; it’s another to slide into the company’s secure files for a chance at love. And let’s not even start on the breach of trust and privacy. It’s a wild ride from swiping right to potentially swiping right into a disciplinary meeting.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.