How many takes to have a White Bear not slip on the ice during a commercial shoot? Well, the sadistic folks at White Bear Mitsubishi in Minnesota decided to find out. If you listen closely, you can actually hear the frustration of the white bear crying through his suit… and his pants.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.