Lex Gabrielle
6.
My 2yo always says "you're the Mommy" to me with a slight sense of disbelief and I kind of don't blame him.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) August 16, 2018
5.
Well, I finally figured out what was making the toy box smell like a rotting banana.
Spoiler alert: It was a rotting banana.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) August 14, 2018
4.
[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
3.
Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) January 8, 2016
2.
That awful moment when your kid asks to watch "Anal-stasia" and you're not sure if it's a cute mistake or if she saw your browser history.
— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) January 20, 2016
1.
Me: Let's eat chicken nuggets.
[one kid cries]
Me: How about pizza?
[other kid cries]
Me: Spaghetti?
[both kids cry]
We have a winner.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2016
