10.
is it possible to be vegan and also be quiet? just asking
— Darian Symoné Harvin (@dariansymone) August 14, 2018
9.
It’s like … you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day.
— Al (@alllllisun) June 15, 2018
8.
*me talking to my snacks* https://t.co/loNKCX2qK2
— Derrick ??♂️ (@_ayosworldd) August 10, 2018
7.
my love languages are dick & food in no particular order
— ? (@_anonymoustits) July 31, 2018
6.
Bath and Body Works Cashier: “if you buy a 6th candle, you’ll get one free”
— Callie Sholmire (@calliesho2) August 3, 2018
5.
Me preparing for my 10 hour shift after finishing my 12 hour shift only 12 hours ago pic.twitter.com/y7SOjwQbqp
— Stephanie Ann (@_stephthemess) August 9, 2018
4.
Whoever has the voodoo doll of me that’s controlling my diet … Tell that bitch to eat a salad, drink some water, and stop drinking 3 large iced coffees a day
— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) August 15, 2018
3.
I've been hitting "remind me tomorrow" on a computer update for the last 68 years.
— Jessie Dean (@NicCageMatch) July 26, 2018
2.
Pros and cons of making food:
Pros: food
Cons: making
— Dom (@Domasaur_) August 15, 2018
1.
Idk if it’s just me but a free T-shirt can motivate me to do basically anything
— Parker (@_ParkerH) August 5, 2018