Of all the social media sites in all the world, Twitter is by far the more relatable site for content. It seems as though complete strangers are living inside of your mind via small, short, and sweet tweets.
It’s virtually impossible to scroll through your feed and not stop and say–”Wow, I thought this literally yesterday.” I guess that’s why they make it simple to retweet something in 3, 2, 1, click.
40.
“What’s a toxic trait you have?”
Me:
i tend to eat the other person’s fries on the way home and i keep the one that is full— Blaine (@_BlaineB) August 7, 2018
39.
The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.
— Forrest Bump (@Maxamil89) July 4, 2018
38.
Hello, I’ve finished my free trial of adulting and I’m no longer interested. I’d like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
— Momma Meets World (@mommameetsworld) August 14, 2018
37.
Sad because I can’t buy patience on Amazon
— Quinta (@quintabrunson) August 14, 2018
36.
LADIES!!! I do NOT want to be a beach body coach, or a part of ur fitness program or whatever pyramid scheme it is plz stop messaging me every week this is honestly absurd lolololol
— ?️ (@pg3agl3ston3) August 13, 2018
35.
Dude I’m the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there
— rikki brumbaugh (@rikkibrumbaugh) June 6, 2018
34.
Gotta save my money for all the fall candles that are coming out
— em (@emmabetsinger) August 6, 2018
33.
me driving: “i’ll hit you bitch”
me walking: “hit me bitch”— allie (@allieburns_10) June 1, 2018
32.
if I ever make a joint account with someone know I am in the sunken place and please get me out
— giulia (@jmashh_) July 30, 2018
31.
WHAT ARE WE?
SAD!
WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO?
BUY THINGS!
WILL IT HELP?
TEMPORARILY !— Faith (@thefaithasaurus) August 12, 2018