Lex Gabrielle
Some tweets are so real, they should be considered fine works of art and therefore, hung in a museum for all to see.
24.
a therapist: expensive
a box of hair dye: $7— ✰ samflower ✰ (@milkygoddess) September 21, 2018
23.
Why do bars only play sports?? I want an HGTV bar. Take a shot every time someone says shiplap and shotgun a beer every time a reno goes over budget.
— Burrito Emoji (@AnnaRedGURL) September 23, 2018
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"The fuck is that" is the name I give to 98% of insects
— Mystical441 (@Mystical441) September 11, 2018
21.
Next week has been exhausting.
— Jordon Nardino (@jnardino) September 24, 2018
20.
It’s amazing how upset & angry older women get when they see a young woman wearing a crop top… been getting dirty stares all day… don’t break your neck ma’am, I’m sorry my stomach is flat and my waist is snatched beloved
— Kimi K ??✂️❤️ (@KimiKouture) September 23, 2018
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me responding to an email 7 days later with “sounds good!” pic.twitter.com/As5cDwTKxl
— Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) September 14, 2018
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guys make sure you EAT ASS
E-njoy her jokes
A-ssist her
T-reat her rightA-ctually love her
S-pend time with her
S-upport her in everything— Blaine (@_BlaineB) September 22, 2018
17.
a haunted house full of family members asking when you’re getting married and/or having kids
— poetic kate (@poetickate) September 24, 2018
16.
sometimes you just gotta say, “what the fucking fuck” and move on
— cesar (@proxactears) September 23, 2018
15.
sad spelled backwards is das and das how it be sometimes
— ° ♥✧?ch✮rley?☆ ⋆ ★ (@charlleyypaigee) September 12, 2018
