14.
forget pumpkin spice IT’S SOUP SEASON
YOU’VE GOT
POTATO SOUP
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
FRENCH ONION SOUP
CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP
CHEESY BROCCOLI SOUP
ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP
TOMATO SOUPjust so many soups happy soup season
— Teresa Hoang (@teresaqhoang) September 18, 2018
13.
Apple taking my battery life every time they announce a new iPhone pic.twitter.com/DwzntW097F
— spooky gay tweets (@trashygaytweets) September 18, 2018
12.
Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document
— Sara Valentine (@saramvalentine) September 18, 2018
11.
me: *zones out for 60 min of important work meeting*
me: ehme: *zones out for 6 seconds of a TV show*
me: reTHEFUCKwind— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) September 17, 2018
10.
screw your zodiac sign I wanna know who you think murdered JonBenet Ramsey
— jodie (@jodieegrace) September 23, 2018
9.
*sexually squats down to suck dick*
*knees crack*— han (@hdbaddie) September 21, 2018
8.
My iPhone when I plug it into my laptop pic.twitter.com/Pv6RUgrL7x
— Jane Fonda's Leotard (@bradentbh) September 9, 2018
7.
nothing like a good candid photo to remind you that you're the ugliest nastiest scariest person to ever walk any planet ever
— GABBIE HANNA ?? (@TheGabbieShow) September 22, 2018
6.
when you’re on your way home from the club and remember there’s leftover pizza in the fridge. pic.twitter.com/0M842NfhBa
— TrapMoneyJay ? (@VIEWSFROMJAY23) September 23, 2018
5.
women who can braid their own hair are more powerful than thanos
— Séancé Knowles (@SKEEerra) September 21, 2018