*Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall*
WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME
— Dr. Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) October 22, 2014
"daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan
— mustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2013
For Halloween this year, I'm going as the parents from Dirty Dancing since I'll already be yelling at everyone for having fun.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) October 16, 2012
I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017
going to a halloween party as a girl who doesnt dress up and just drinks your beer
— Kristen Drum (@kristendrum) October 26, 2013