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*Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall*
WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME— Pumpkin Spiceotope (@BuckyIsotope) October 22, 2014
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"daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan
— spooky mustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2013
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For Halloween this year, I'm going as the parents from Dirty Dancing since I'll already be yelling at everyone for having fun.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) October 16, 2012
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I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017
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going to a halloween party as a girl who doesnt dress up and just drinks your beer
— Kristen Drum (@kristendrum) October 26, 2013