15.
me: I think I'm gonna throw a halloween party
mom: oh good I'll get my coffins out of storage— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 20, 2014
14.
Me: What do you say when you hold up your bag?
3-year-old: Treat or treat.
Me: TRICK or treat.
3: I want two treats.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 8 days (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2017
13.
haunted house idea: u walking down a narrow hallway w Cheerios stuck to ur sweatpants while your ex and his new family walk in front of u
— kim ?☠️? (@KimmyMonte) October 16, 2015
12.
If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 27, 2014
11.
Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice
— Anthony (@Anthonytothe) October 7, 2015
10.
New haunted house idea: it’s a single room, but all the actors are sleeping moms, and on a pedestal in the middle is one of these you must open before you can leave pic.twitter.com/Oms2iSzKGK
— Sean ChipLich @ AZFC 2018 (@sonicmega) October 21, 2018
9.
The best part about Halloween is seeing people in costume doing normal shit. Just saw a Dracula standing by a car eating potato chips.
— pat tobin (spooky) (@tastefactory) October 30, 2016
8.
*opens door*
trick or treat?
"It's October 14th"
I'm dressed as a time traveller
*scraps dinner off plate into his bag*
"touché"— brent (@murrman5) October 15, 2014
7.
What's a good Halloween costume that doesn't require makeup and isn't uncomfortable and is my regular clothes?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) October 19, 2016
6.
HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS:
SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP
SLUTTY SKELETON
SLUTTY TARGET LADY
SLUTTY GREMLIN
SLUTTY CASHIER
SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE— JAY [ham] KAY (@NurseMurderer) October 9, 2013