Lex Gabrielle
15.
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/524084786051440640
14.
Me: What do you say when you hold up your bag?
3-year-old: Treat or treat.
Me: TRICK or treat.
3: I want two treats.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2017
13.
haunted house idea: u walking down a narrow hallway w Cheerios stuck to ur sweatpants while your ex and his new family walk in front of u
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 16, 2015
12.
If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 27, 2014
11.
https://twitter.com/Anthonytothe/status/651895015640313856
10.
https://twitter.com/sonicmega/status/1054117039269306369
9.
The best part about Halloween is seeing people in costume doing normal shit. Just saw a Dracula standing by a car eating potato chips.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 30, 2016
8.
*opens door*
trick or treat?
"It's October 14th"
I'm dressed as a time traveller
*scraps dinner off plate into his bag*
"touché"— brent (@murrman5) October 15, 2014
7.
What's a good Halloween costume that doesn't require makeup and isn't uncomfortable and is my regular clothes?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) October 19, 2016
6.
https://twitter.com/NurseMurderer/status/387781092909907968
