11.
My mum calls Ibuprofen “Ibrufen” and it does my head in
— Dave????♂️Robots (@RobotsDave) January 10, 2020
12.
Dad pronounces ‘chocolate’ with a stress on the second ‘o’, like ‘choccer-let’. Same w/ ‘conservatory’ – ‘conservaterrry’.
Calls random things ‘duberry’.
Says ‘wash my fingers’ instead of ‘wash my hands’
Uses initialisms for random things ‘I bought 3 CTMs` – chicken tikka masalas— Maffadeus (@Pritch529) January 11, 2020
13.
When I was 16 I wanted puff daddy’s album my mum went in to the shop and asked for puffing Billy…… I just turned and walked out.
— Kris Parker (@Kristofle1983) January 11, 2020
14.
Every time I’m watching football with my dad and our team gets a corner/free kick he’ll say “we need a good delivery” and I’m always like damn I hope the players have thought of that
— Sami Rassam (@__SAMI_RASSAM__) January 10, 2020
15.
My mum screams when she sneezes
— Alex_Heron (@AlexHeron12) January 11, 2020
16.
My mam refuses to mentally accept you need to change the source on the tv if you’re going between tv and dvd. When she wants to watch a dvd she says MAKE IT SHOW THE DVD. Then when it’s time for Corrie she says GET IT BACK TO THE TV. Absolutely no interest in doing it herself.
— The Common Breath (@thecommonbreath) January 11, 2020
17.
For the record, I’d never give my mum a right hook. She’s double hard.
— Jamie May (@Jpmay1987ports) January 11, 2020
18.
Yo one time my mum said ‘fantastic beasts and where to get them from’ and I’ve never stopped thinking about it
— Joshua Osullivan (@Brosullivan_) January 11, 2020
19.
My dad calls the Kardashians the pistachios ???????????? FFS
— Hannah Gay (@thehannahdelgay) January 11, 2020
20.
my dad calls salad dressing “lettuce lotion” and it makes me feel sick every time he says it.
— hannah ♡ (@doubbledates) January 12, 2020
21.
My mum keeps calling literally one of the biggest songs of all time by the wrong name and I can’t ever get over it ???? @celinedion pic.twitter.com/TMEyjhJj6s
— Pablo O’Hana (@PabloOHana) January 11, 2020