Envision that you’re in the heat of the moment, everything’s going great, and then, bam! Out comes a line from “The Office” that sends the mood plummeting faster than Meredith’s sense of decency at a Christmas party. Trust me, hearing “Did I stutter?” while getting busy is as mood-killing as it gets. And let’s not even get started on “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.” Sexy? I think not. While “The Office” is a goldmine of cringeworthy, laugh-out-loud moments, there’s a time and place for everything, and the bedroom isn’t it.
Consider this your cheat sheet of what not to say when you’re trying to keep the vibe more “Casino Night” and less “Dinner Party” meltdown. Because, let’s face it, if you drop a “That’s what she said” while doing the dirty, you might just find yourself solo faster than you can say “Parkour!” Just saying, in the game of love and “The Office” quotes, you’ve got to know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em.
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