Objectively bad Tinder bios never get old.
Then there was also that dude who sent a woman a list of ‘self-improvement tips‘ that included losing weight and laughing at his jokes—THREE MONTHS after their actual date.
Today’s addition to the revolting male Tinder canon IS an actual bio. And, by some coincidence of fate or irony, it belongs to a dude named Chad.
26-year-old Chad has a shirtless selfie as his profile picture, which would be less sad if he was more in shape, but as it stands is just plain funny. Chad’s list of very specific demands—which are non-negotiable—includes hair color, fitness level, height, a well-paying job, and a proclivity to keeping a house.
And that’s just half of it!
Chad also demands his prospective girlfriend “give good head and call me anything I want,” “be available at all times,” and, shocker, “devote as much time [to him] as possible.”
Chad’s full bio, originally posted to Reddit’s Tinder sub, reads:
“Must be to my standards:
MUST: Be blonde or brunette.
Be fit and toned, go to the gum > 2 weekly.
Be no more that 5’ 6 and no less than 5’2 in height.
Be available at all times.
Give good head andcall me anything I want.
Be able to cook and clean.
Be a non-smoker, non-alcoholic and no druggies.
Devote as much of your time to me as possible.
Have a steady income >$70,000pa.
Have own apartment that I can crash at occasionally.
MUST NOT: Approach other men.
Smoke, drink or do drugs.
Go to the club or “girls nights”.
If you fit these criteria, swipe right, I will not not settle for anything less.”
Unsurprisingly, Redditors were mocking “Chad” relentlessly, and not super happy with him.
But eagle-eyed Redditors noticed the presumably accidental use of the double “not,” at the end of the profile, which inadvertently suggests Chad will gladly settle for less (as if he has a choice…)
Regardless of whether “Chad” is real or not, let this be a PSA that you should never not not settle.