If you could summon anything for yourself, what would it be?
Personally, I’d summon 1) endless youth 2) endless $$$ 3) power to eat endlessly without gaining weight and 4) the ability to fly. It’s a lot to ask for, I realize, but might as well reach for the stars, right?
The new “summoning circle” meme on Twitter has people requesting everything from very reasonable demands (health insurance, serotonin, enough sleep) to more aspirational ones, like…well, they’re all actually pretty reasonable.
1.
summoning circle, hope this works
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A cure
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2.
summoning circle, hope this works
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Summoning circle time!
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????️— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) March 8, 2019
4.
summoning circle, hope this works
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???? ???? depth
???? ???? perception
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5.
summoning circle, I really need this
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???? ???????? a will to live ????
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????— Pay (@sorryimpayy) March 6, 2019
6.
summoning circle, hope this works
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???? ???????? motivation ????
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????— jc⚡️@ tired (@alktomycin) March 7, 2019
7.
summoning circle
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???? ???????? cream cheese ????
wontons
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????— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) March 7, 2019
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summoning circle, hope this works
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???? ???????? endless art supplies ????
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????— ???? ???????????????? (@Lissixiu) March 7, 2019
9.
summoning circle
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???? ???????? rachel weisz kiss ????
more women
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????— x (@justanothertown) March 7, 2019
10.
summoning circle, hope this works
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???? ???????? meerkat manor ????
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????— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) March 8, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/hellabold/status/1102664003401207808
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https://twitter.com/kenobisms/status/1103635453436137472
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UPDATE: it worked pic.twitter.com/nM7OqsFcWH
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 9, 2019