Pumpkins, leaves falling, costumes, black cats, and sweaters. All that summer sh*t is behind us now, ’cause everyone knows October 1st is the official start of Halloween. Figure out your costumes, start planning your massive Halloween party, and dig out those Nightmare Before Christmas DVDs. For the next 31 days, I don’t want to hear about anything that isn’t ghost and/or goblin related. Also, this is a good time for me to restate my opinion that candy corn is utter trash.
1. Why does this remind me so much of myself?
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3. Why can’t the news always be fun?
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