In a first for U.S. presidential debates, Debbie Harry & Chris Stein of Blondie joined the candidates to transform their mortal arguments into heavenly duets. This is also definitive proof that every answer in the 2nd presidential debate should be sung by both Hilly C and Trumpy T. Yes, that is their official rapper names, in case you were wondering and they can’t be changed.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson