22 People Share Tales Of Their Shortest Ever Relationships Where If You Blink You’ll Miss Them

After about three hours I found out she was married.

People have shared their stories of blink-and-you’ll-miss-it relationships, and let me tell you, the reasons for these super-short romances are as varied as they are hilarious. We’ve got the usual suspects: conflicting lifestyles, mismatched future plans, and just plain old lack of chemistry. But the real gems are in the unexpected bombshells that should’ve been revealed way before the first date. Like, how is it that someone’s marital status didn’t come up in conversation?

Then there are the ones who suddenly realize they’re not over their exes. I mean, come on, why even start dating again? And let’s not forget about the guy who didn’t like the way her dog barked. From finding out your date is married, to splitting up before the appetizers arrive, these tales of the shortest relationships ever will make you grateful for at least making it past the first date.

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Chris Wahl

Chris, co-owner of WorldWideInterweb, is a true aficionado of all things internet and meme-y. When he’s not curating the best of the web, you’ll likely find him on the golf courses of Florida.