Gatorland Adventure Theme Park in Orlando, Florida recently developed the world’s most sophisticated weather tracking system… a rock. This magical rock hanging from a chain gives “up to the minute” weather reports as to whether it’s sunny, cloudy, raining, foggy, and it lets tourists know if a hurricane just occurred. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson could not be reached for comment with regards to this ground-breaking development in rock technology.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
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