Hasbro has made our worst nightmares a reality as they’ve developed a robotic cat to assist lonely seniors.
The robot cat is called “Alan” and it’s the first creation of Hasbro’s ‘Joy for all range’ initiative The future horror film star meow and purrs like a real cat and once you say “hello,” the cat spring into life-like cat action.
Spawn of Satan, the likely creator of this invention, could not be reached for comment.
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