Pardon me, do you have any free time to watch an internet video? Well, Vox took some time to chart the rise of hip-hop’s favorite condiment, and the results are simply delightful. And if someone can help me get my hip-hop catchphrase “that’s valet” to catch on, I’d really appreciate it. You know, like “yo, that shirt is valet.” See how fresh that was? Word to our collective mothers.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.