Warp Zone‘s latest musical masterpiece gives you a quick rundown of the 2016 American presidential election between Clinton and Trump that also rhymes. You see, you can’t have a rap without rhyming and you can’t have a closet without Chewbacca slippers. These are just standard life rules. I didn’t make them up.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.