19 Snarky Products For Anyone Who Has Zero F*cks Left To Give

Once upon a time, the world was full of f*cks to give. I gave a f*ck, you gave a f*ck, everyone gave a f*ck. They were in plentiful supply and could be handed out to just about anyone or anything. Over time, however, most of us depleted our proverbial jar of f*cks and we continued on living our best care-free lives. For anyone else out there who’s run out of f*cks to give, these products will please your dark and cynical soul.

19. This sassy throw pillow that lost its f*cks many moons ago.

Society 6


Snag it from Society 6 for $29.99

18. These not-so-subtle ankle socks to let the world know just how you feel.

Store Envy

If you are close enough to read these, kindly f*ck off.

Snag it from Store Envy for $7.00

17. These rather abusive balloons that could care less about your party.


Congratu-effin-lations, Karen.

Snag it from Firebox for $9.19

16. An adult jigsaw puzzle that mom can work on when the kids have gone to bed.


The only f*cks allowed in this room are on the damn puzzle.

Snag it from Firebox for $18.29

15. These offensive business cards for someone who’d rather not waste their time talking.


Hand it over with a smile.

Snag it from Amazon for $19.99

14. This middle finger candle for those nights when you need to send the universe a very clear message.


Currently meditating on all of the f*cks I’ve lost today.

Snag it from Amazon for $34.99

13. These gorgeous floral socks that appreciate the concern, but really DGAF.

Mod Cloth

Thanks, but no thanks.

Snag it from ModCloth for $12.00 

12. A coffee mug that’ll really spell things out for your coworkers.


Let’s be f*cking honest with each other.

Snag it from Amazon for $14.99

11. This hilarious coloring book for when you need to creatively express your lack of f*cks.


No room for confusion, let me f*cking color.

Snag it from Amazon for $5.85

10. Some Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Sticky Tape that’ll accent your most important documents.


F*ck this project, f*ck that report, just f*ck it all.

Snag it from Firebox for $10.49